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Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious
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#that one time tom hiddleston said old sport
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dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
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Nailed it.
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you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
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If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”
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ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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